Leggy the Big-Combed Rooster

You know Sherlock and Errol, Lord B and Tuesday,
Don Juan and Muffin, Leopold and Hector,
But do you recall?
The most famous rooster of all? 

Leggy the Big-Combed Rooster
Had a very large comb.
Some say Leggy's not that bright,
Some even call him dumb.
All of the other chickens
Used to laugh and call him names;
They never let poor Leggy
Join in any chicken games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say,
Leggy with your comb so large,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?

Then how the chickens loved him
The guineas also cried with glee,
Leggy the Big-Combed Rooster,

You'll go down in history.

For you see dear Leggy

Had a very magic comb

It had it's own GPS

To guide Santa's sleigh right home! 

Then how the chickens loved him,
The guineas also cried with glee,
Leggy the Big-Combed Rooster,

You'll go down in history!